Where we come from… no one knows…
Where we’re going… no one gives a fuck!
Jump in line-outs? No we don’t!
And we don’t push in scrums,
’cause we play this game for fun.
Alexandria is our name.
Playing rugby’s, only half our game.
When you see us, at the bar…
That’s the time that you’ll find
that our players really shine!
(Sung to the Indiana Jones theme.)